Category: Fiction/Fantasy/Horror – Paperback: 346 pages – Publisher: Canongate Press
First Published: 2011
Blurb:
‘You’re the last.
I’m sorry.
The end is coming.
For two centuries Jacob Marlowe has wandered the world, enslaved by his lunatic appetites and tormented by the memory of his first and most monstrous crime. Now, the last of his kind, he knows he can’t go on. But as Jake counts down to suicide, a violent murder and an extraordinary meeting plunge him straight back into the desperate pursuit of life.’
A Sample Quote: ‘If it were a novel I’d reject it along with all other genre output that by definition short-changes reality. Unfortunately for me it is reality.’
(page 88)
My Thoughts: For me it was nothing like realistic.
To be fair to the book, this is not my standard reading fare when it comes to fiction. However, it was on my radar because of The Readers picking it for their summer book club. Even then I read the blurb, considered it and said, ‘pass’. Not because I never read horror or think werewolves are silly but because I had enough reading commitments and wasn’t sold on it enough to add it on to my wishlist. Then a week later, I was in a charity shop, hiding from the rain and it was on the shelves marked as 75p (just over a $1). I read the blurb again, read the first chapter (it’s four pages) and thought, ‘yeah, why not.’ Home it came. I knew I wouldn’t get to it ahead of The Readers’ podcast but it might be good for insomnia some night. Posting all my autumn 2004 reviews has reminded me that insomnia drives me to books and a varied TBR pile is most necessary.
Anyway, fast forward a month and actually I am clearing through my book queue pretty well and I need something to feed my craving for good fiction. Bleakly Hall didn’t do it but maybe a werewolf can…
But not this werewolf.
‘And this was to say nothing of my one diarist’s duty still discharged: If I was snuffed-out here and now who would tell the untellable tale? The whole disease of your life written but for the last lesion of the heart, its malignancy and muse. God’s gone, Meaning too, and yet aesthetic fraudulence still has the power to shame.‘
(page 13, italics are the author’s not mine)
Jake is at first enjoyably verbose and erudite, then as more of his story is revealed he becomes frustratingly prolix and smug. He’s arrogant and falsely humble, smokes constantly, drinks, kills, uses women and thinks he’s funnier than he is. I found him entirely without charm. He insists that he dislikes the Horror Story aspects of his reality, tells you regularly that ‘if this was a movie’ things would happen differently and scatters his diaries and dialogue with references to books and libraries. He’s a sort of murderous, sex-crazed renaissance man. Utterly unbearable as a narrator.
After over 100 pages the plot had me hooked but was starting to become a little too dependent on twists and Jake was boring me. I wanted a human dealing with the monster within. Instead I got a monster who thought he was a work of art.
If you enjoy car chases in movies, plenty of plot twists and cliffhangers at the end of the chapter, this will appeal. Especially if you’re not afraid of colourful language, questionable sex and gore. For me the plot just wasn’t as strong a like as my dislike of Jake.
NEXT!
Rating: 0/10 – Did Not Finish
(My Book Review Scale)
Source: Bought from a neighbourhood charity shop.
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